Where IS the shotgun, Gordon?

I’ve been watching the whole of Hell’s Kitchen USA Seasons 2 & 4 recently with the missus and while the putdowns and the drama is perfect viewing, I got extremely peeved at the sight of a certain troublemaker in each of the 2 series we watched. Whilst thinking “fuck me, she has to go this week” or “jesus she’s terrible I can’t even listen to her whinging voice”, I’ve also realised that when the baddies leave, the highly worshippable Gordon Ramsay has less scope for his degrading yet highly watchable putdowns. In Season 2, Garrett left midway through which I thought was great but I quickly missed “We can’t serve any more food Garrett… GARRETT.. unless we taste… TASTE…. TASSSSTTTEEEEE!” and “the chicken is RAW, you trying to kill someone?”. In Season 4 the cunt of the season was no doubt Jen, she was an all-singing all dancing fucking hippopotamus who broke her own illusion she was the best by far by failing spectacularly in team-play and Ramsay constantly calling her a “useless bitch” and announcing to the rest of the chefs, “look! look at her, the slow useless cow” before imitating her slobby performance. But when she left the watchability suffered a little.

However, by far the best putdowns to a known cunt so far has to be those given to the woman who has now officially been crowned Cunt With The Most Annoying Voice Since Nikki Grahame. Yes, it’s Sara. Loved herself and clearly caused shit for others before turning away to a camera in the corner grinning like Bin Laden on Microsoft Flight Simulator. Ramsay took it up a notch with her, labelling her a “fat mouthed little cow”, screaming at her to clean her glasses and then completely losing pitch as shown in the video at the bottom

I absolutely love the show, and upon hearing there’ll be more seasons to come I hope they find the right balance still for bringing in competitive, brash contestants and not making the show completely unrealistic.